Doctor: ""Would you like to hold h-" "
Leonardo DiCaprio: ""Say it like we rehearsed it." "
Doctor: "*sighs* "And the Oscar goes to...""
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
i need feminism because a man on tv just said we (the men) are the victims when it comes to cheating because women walk around wearing almost nothing which makes it impossible not to cheat